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cappuccetto red

Inviato: 14/5/2004, 15:11
da ragazzino
Per la serie "English is very important for my job..." e "chi crede alle
favole..."
Buona e (in)sana lettura :-)

Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the
nonn but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest!
Good luck! And in boc at the lup!"
Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do
you go?"
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and
mirtills" she dissed
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella" (maybe an expression com: what a cul that
I had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc and so the
lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry" and the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued
for her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret
and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?"
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!"
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
think, wasn't she?)
Then she dissed: "But what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some
collir?"
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid little girl" dissed
the nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big
oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?"
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better"
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents do you have!"
And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe
an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?) dissed: "It
is to magn you better!" And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocen
cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds"
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a
terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till
that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and
guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest Cappucciett red.. beh!,
let her stay, because she had capit.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!)

Inviato: 14/5/2004, 15:12
da zio
si vede che non hai nulla da fare :-bastard :-bastard :-bastard :-bastard
cmq bravo :-D :-D :-D :-D

Inviato: 14/5/2004, 15:24
da ragazzino
ho fatto semplicemente un copia e incolla
:-bastard :-bastard :-bastard

Inviato: 14/5/2004, 17:42
da zio
allora bravo
COPIONE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ed INCOLLONE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Inviato: 14/5/2004, 19:06
da Greywolf
Young boy (Picciot), why don't you go make in the ass? angry
This story is pleasurable like a cat hanging from your Browns :-49

And remember, when I take you, I make you an ass like a hut frusta

Handsome firend you are :mrgreen:

Inviato: 14/5/2004, 19:50
da zio
non penso si una buona cosa :-bastard :-bastard :-bastard :-bastard

Inviato: 15/5/2004, 08:51
da ragazzino
kadett???? :mrgreen:
mi hai per caso mandato a fare in cu@o
:-bastard
approposito di....
ieri ho visto Van Helsing
c'erano tanti greywolf in giro :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:-bastard :-bastard
se volete ci racconto il finale :mrgreen:

Inviato: 15/5/2004, 11:06
da pinobike
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii e io che pensavo di conoscere tutti i dialetti siculi angry
grr

Inviato: 15/5/2004, 12:25
da zio
ieri ho visto Van Helsing
c'erano tanti greywolf in giro

se volete ci racconto il finale
già visto :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Inviato: 15/5/2004, 15:17
da superpe
Ho cop e incoll pure io, così stasera per fare addormentare la mia Fede ho una favoletta nuova. Proprio carina, anche la pronuncia :lol: